I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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