i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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