I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize