I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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