I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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