It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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