apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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