Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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