"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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