this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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