toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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