Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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