He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Farmville is her only friend.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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