I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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