i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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