So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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