bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You smell like stripper and shame
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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