It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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