HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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