The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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