my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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