Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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