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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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