Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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