Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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