im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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