i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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