Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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