I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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