Only a mothe r could love this liver
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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