Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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