but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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