I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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