you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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