I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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