Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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