Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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