New invention idea: vibrating tampons
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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