I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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