So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She's the barista slut.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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