You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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