eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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