No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Welp...herpes.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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