Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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