ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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