I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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