She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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