Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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