I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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