you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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